Boy Roy

On Monday night, Ms. Abney said she recalled Mr. Moore, the embattled Republican Senate candidate, being a regular presence in the mid-1980s at the YMCA.


4 Responses to “Boy Roy”

    • 2 bluenred November 15, 2017 at 10:03 am

      They are saying that Roy cannot save the nation by shaking snakes and rolling the Ten Commandments round the Senate because some people do not like it that he shows his toy to tots. That he couldn’t go to the mall anymore, because he would pull out his penis whenever he saw a stroller.

      No one is listening that this is just Normal behavior, there in Alabama:

      “Take the Bible—Zachariah and Elizabeth, for instance. Zachariah was extremely old to marry Elizabeth and they became the parents of John the Baptist,” Alabama state auditor Jim Ziegler said. “Also take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus. There’s just nothing immoral or illegal here.”

      My gosh, it’s the Washington Post. If I’ve got a choice of putting my welfare into the hands of Putin or the Washington Post, Putin wins every time,” said Paul Reynolds, the Republican National Committeeman from Alabama.

      Jonathan Gray, an Alabama Republican strategist, noted that Alabama Republicans are not willing to put their Senate seat at risk, arguing that they’d rather vote for anyone over a Democrat. “I think they’d rather put Satan up there and then get him removed in the next election.”

      Alabama is in the United States so that whenever some other state pulls a boner, it can say, “yeah, well, at least we’re not Alabama.”

  1. 3 janis November 15, 2017 at 8:40 pm

    Maybe there should be a Perverts Club of politicians. Alabama sounds like a good location. It’s shocking, still, to be reminded of how degenerate so much still is.

    • 4 bluenred November 16, 2017 at 1:34 am

      George Washington, known as “The Father Of His Country,” although he was sterile, married his wife solely for her riches, and then proceeded to plunge his penis into at least seven other women, including, during the Revolutionary War, a woman who was a British spy. The father of Alexander Hamilton was not the man who was married to Hamilton’s mother; Hamilton’s own penis caused him to succumb to blackmail, levied by the husband of one of his lovers. Hamilton eventually got himself killed in a duel with Aaron Burr, after Hamilton had whispered about that Burr regularly engaged in sexual congress with his own daughter. Constitution-writer Gouverneur Morris lost a leg in a fast high-dive out a second-floor window, needing to get away quick before a man coming up the stairs found Morris with his penis inside that man’s wife. Later, in France, Morris escaped the rage of a Paris mob—bent on bloodying aristocratic powderheads—when he unbuckled his wooden leg, waved it over his head, and thundered that he had lost his limb in the struggle for American liberty.

      So, you know, rampaging penises, they’re in the country’s genes.

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