Order Man Tells Dead Negroes To Shut Their Yaps

Order Man is a retired serial killer Mongo initially tasked with killing brown people down along the nation’s southern border. He was then brought in as chief of staff, in a desperate attempt to impose some semblance of order in the Whiter House, back in the days when the likes of Rabies Man were running amok in the place, biting the desks and raping the sofa cushions.

In recent days Order Man has been shamelessly deployed as a human shield, in a craven gambit to protect Mongo from the consequences of his chundering lies about his predecessors’ record of contacting the relatives of US troops killed overseas. Order Man was quickly compelled to take even 29906170001_5616084654001_5616086113001-vsmore incoming, as widows and orphans across the land began clogging the tubes with tales of how Mongo is too busy masturbating like a monkey on the twit machine to give them a ring about the dead soldiers in their lives. One man said Mongo did call him, and even promised him a $25,000 bribe to shut up about his dead son, but the money was never sent; the Whiter House was forced to admit that Mongo had spent the money instead on remote-controlled butt plugs for Lolita.

Then Congressmember Frederica Wilson stated she was in the car when Mongo placed a call to the family of a soldier killed in Niger, and that Mongo was—surprise, surprise—callous and unfeeling, and couldn’t be bothered even to say the name of the dead soldier, or of the man’s widow, to whom Mongo was speaking. Mongo immediately whipped out his micropenis and pounded out a string of twitlering lies about the encounter, denying all. Then the man’s family members confirmed Wilson’s account, and so there was nothing to be done but place a giant Kunta Kinte slave collar around Order Man’s neck and drag him by a chain onto a stage to there take all the grenades, for Mongo.

The 400 pound guy on the bed stepped aside so Order Man could tell the press assembled that Mongo “called and expressed his condolences in the best way that he could.” Order Man added that “if ‘the best way that he could’ included ten minutes of screaming about Kneeling Negroes in the NFL, and an inquiry as to where the family likes best to get their fried chicken, well, that’s what people were electing, when they cast their vote for Mongo.”

Order Man said that was why he was “absolutely stunned” that Congressmember Wilson first listened in on the call, and then went to the press to talk about it. “Because if the election of Mongo means anything,” he pointed out, “it means the Americans are absolutely not interested in anything any Negress has to say. The election of Mongo was an explicit, complete, total rejection of Negritude, in its entirety. The only job of Negroes today is to go get killed overseas wherever rich white people want them to die, and, at home, to be shot by white police officers whenever those officers want to test-fire their guns. They are to keep their mouths shut at all times—and that goes double for their Negresses. The Negresses can do that shrieking and wailing over the coffins, like they do, but they are not to talk back to their betters, by which I mean any white person anywhere.”

Order Man then delivered a general sob story for the nation:

You know, when I was a kid growing up, a lot of things were sacred in our country. Women were sacred, looked upon with great honor. That’s obviously not the case anymore as we see from recent cases. Life—the dignity of life—is sacred. That’s gone. Religion, that seems to be gone as well. Gold Star families, I think that left in the convention over the summer.

In referencing women as sacred, Order Man was no doubt thinking of the man he works for:

I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it. I did try and fuck her. hotmike8n-4-webShe was married. I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.

I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful—I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.

“By the way, your daughter,” says Stern.
“She’s beautiful,” responds Trump.
“Can I say this? A piece of ass,” Stern responds.
“Yeah,” says Trump.

As for Gold Star families, surely Order Man was recalling Mongo repeatedly publicly urinating upon the parents of a Gold Star Muslim soldier:

I saw him. He was, you know, very emotional. And probably looked like—a nice guy to me. His wife, if you look at his wife, she was standing there. She had nothing to say. She probably—maybe she wasn’t allowed to have anything to say. You tell me, but plenty of people have written that. She was extremely quiet and looked like she had nothing to say. A lot of people have said that.

What would you say to the father?

Well, I would say, we have had a lot of problems with radical Islamic terrorism, that’s what I’d say.

He said you have sacrificed nothing and no one.

Well, that sounds—who wrote that? Did Hillary’s script writer write it? I think I have made a lot of sacrifices. I’ve worked very, very hard. I’ve created thousands and thousands of jobs, tens of thousands of jobs, built great structures. I’ve done—I’ve had tremendous success.

As for disrespecting religion, here Order Man must be referencing Mongo’s repeated attempts to ban from the 170129_vod_orig_dulles_family_detained_16x9_992United States human beings simply because they are Muslim.

Finally, in re disrespect for the sanctity of life—of this Order Man surely would know, as he spent decades in an outfit devoting solely to killing people and breaking things, and today works for a creature of pure Thanatos.

Order Man was then dragged off the stage by his Kinte collar, and the 400 pound guy on the bed returned to the podium. “I want to explain why Mongo did not say their names,” said she, “since Order Man neglected to go into that, for which he will be whipped, and beaten with big sticks.

“Mongo did not say their names, because they are Negro names,” the 400 pound guy on the bed explained. “The dead guy was named La David, and his wife’s name is Myeshia. The mother’s name is Cowanda. These are not normal, human names, but are instead alien, Negrified names. And so Mongo cannot possibly be expected to know how to pronounce them. If dead Negroes want their names uttered by Mongo, then they need to have normal, human names, like, say, Donald, and their Negresses, they should be named something like Ivanka. Mothers should be named Mary Anne, and have husbands named Fred.

“Also,” the 400 pound guy on the bed continued, “no one should listen to Congressmember Wilson, x8j2cpjxtdd24ayp1tqpbecause she wears big colorful Negress hats, the type only Negresses wear. Mongo has never had any problem with congressmembers who wear normal, human hats.”

The 400 pound guy on the bed then said, “I am now turning the podium over to  Confederate General Jefferson Beauregard seSSions III, a.k.a ‘Sheets,’ who will read a proclamation designating October 20 as National Nathan Bedford Forrest Day.”

You wanted it darker. You got it dark.


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