Turn To Stone

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You thought it was a fable, didn’t you, a fairy tale, just shit made up, but you were wrong, oh so wrong, for Medusa, such a creature is very Real, and, moreover, Medusa is Mongo, a being so vile and heinous that merely gazing upon him, as in the photograph above, can cause a person to turn to stone, that photo further revealing that Mongo, he is not a human at all, but instead the hideous offspring of sexual congress between a blowfish and a sphincter, and, once upon a time, guitarist Roy Buchanan, he looked upon that photo, and from it he received a precognitive flash, that one day Mongo would become the president, and that is why Buchanan, he then took off his shirt, and tied it around his neck, and commenced to hung hisself, until he was dead dead dead, as dead as the soul, of Mongo.

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