Meet Kim Jong Mongdong

Kim Jong Nutgong, supreme leader of North Korea, is a dork and a doofus, who builds bombs while his people eat rocks and sticks. He likes to bluster and brag, like that Monty Python And The Holy Grail knight with all four of his limbs severed. The Sane and Decent people, they just let such statements roll on past.

But not Mongo. Because Mongo is not Sane and Decent. He is, in truth, the dumbest life-form on the planet. And so he has C24j7mcUUAAwsAsdecided, that the thing to do, is to sound just like Kim Jong Nutgong.

He will be: Kim Jong Mongdong.

And so, when Nutgong bongs:

Timed to coincide with the fabrication of the heinous sanctions resolution against the DPRK at the UN, the U.S. war-thirsty forces are engrossed in war hysteria without discretion. The Trump has reached an extremely reckless and rash phase for an actual war after crossing the red line. The KPA will start the Korean-style preemptive retaliatory operation of justice to wipe out the group of despicable plot-breeders once a slight sign of the U.S. provocation scheming to dare carry out a “beheading operation” against the supreme headquarters of the Korean revolution out of wild calculation is detected.

Mongdong bongs back:

They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen. He has been very threatening beyond a normal state and as I said they will be met with fire and fury and frankly power the likes of which this world has never seen before.

His hideous mutancy is so embarrassing that soon even the very sun will go into hiding.

And now Nutgong has bonged back:

The KPA Strategic Force is now carefully examining the operational plan for making an enveloping fire at the areas around Guam with medium-to-long-range strategic ballistic rocket Hwasong-12 in order to contain the US major military bases on Guam including the Anderson Air Force Base in which the US strategic bombers, which get on the nerves of the DPRK and threaten and blackmail it through their frequent visits to the sky above South Korea, are stationed and to send a serious warning signal to the US.

Can’t Nutgong and Mongdong be locked away together in a room somewhere on Imbecile Island, and let the rest of us get about evolving?


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