Rabies Man Declared Dead

Scarepooch, an imbecile with rabies who ran amok in the Whiter House for ten days last month, has been declared dead.

We here at red previously reported that Scarepooch had been shot 20525955_1551181841619333_5180166968939454421_nin the forehead by Order Man. As we also reported, the corpse was then surgically removed from Mongo’s sphincter.

Now the new Harvard Law School alumni directory has placed an asterisk by Scarepooch’s name, denoting that he is dead.

The blink-and-you-missed-him former White House communications director is listed as deceased in the new Harvard Law School alumni directory, which arrived in alums’ mailboxes the very week that Scarepooch became the most talked-about guy in politics. An asterisk by the 1989 graduate’s name indicates that he was reported dead since the last directory, which was published in 2011.

Someone claiming to be Scarepooch went into a tube to declare that he was in fact still alive, but all the Sane and Decent people told him to button it, and get back in the crypt.

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1 Response to “Rabies Man Declared Dead”


  1. 1 sally August 6, 2017 at 10:22 am

    Funny stuff…


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