Amazon Wipes Ass With Mongo

Amazon, which recently denied that it is purchasing the entirety of the world’s food supply to ensure that Mongo 81jB7dfwUcL._SL1500_cannot have any, is now wiping its ass with Mongo—and inviting everyone else to, too.

Amazon is offering vast rolls of Mongo’s unsane twitlers in the form of toilet paper. Also available are TP rolls featuring Mongo’s hideous visage.

Amazon denies that it is now moving to control the world’s toilet-paper supply, so that the only rolls available will feature either Mongo’s face, or his twitlers.

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