Archive for August 5th, 2017

Amazon Wipes Ass With Mongo

Amazon, which recently denied that it is purchasing the entirety of the world’s food supply to ensure that Mongo 81jB7dfwUcL._SL1500_cannot have any, is now wiping its ass with Mongo—and inviting everyone else to, too.

Amazon is offering vast rolls of Mongo’s unsane twitlers in the form of toilet paper. Also available are TP rolls featuring Mongo’s hideous visage.

Amazon denies that it is now moving to control the world’s toilet-paper supply, so that the only rolls available will feature either Mongo’s face, or his twitlers.

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Mueller Deploys Jack Straw

jack straw from wichita cut his buddy down
dug for him a shallow grave and laid his body down
half a mile from tucson by the morning light
one man gone and another to go
my old buddy you’re moving much too slow

Mongo Pee-Friend Vlad Basks In Sun Like Reptile

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Russian President Vladmir Putin does not yet have benefit of the entire CNS systems cranial nerve mylineation which would serve to fully engage his social systems. He operates and his decisions are arrived at through a more primitive perceptual and social filtering system. Putin developmentally is supported at the reptilian stage of development where the need for order proceeds all interaction. His primary coping strategy is to control.


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