Woman Flees Mongo Rabies Man

Deidre Ball, formerly married to Mongo’s new imbecile, Scarepooch, a man who has recently been diagnosed with rabies, has filed for divorce, and entered protective custody.

“Deidre is not a fan of Mongo, and she hasn’t exactly been on board and supportive of Scarepooch and his push to get back into the Whiter hannibal_lecterHouse,” a friend told the enemies of the people.

“Deidre has left him and has filed for divorce. She liked the nice Wall Street life and their home on Long Island, not the insane world of D.C. She is tired of his naked ambition, which is so enormous that it left her at her wits’ end. She has left him even though they have two children together,” another friend said.

“Deidre expected more out of marriage than a man who stays up all night sharpening his knives, howling like a werewolf,” related a third confidante. “She was tired of him coming home with his mouth so full of ejaculate from Mongo’s micropenis she couldn’t understand a word he said.”

“Then he would get on the phone and call some reporter and scream about killing people,” the first friend said. “It was unnerving.”

“The rabies was the last straw,” the confidante confided. “Deidre warned him that hanging out with all those dogs, skunks, and hyenas surrounding Mongo was dangerous. But he wouldn’t listen.”

The rabies diagnosis “makes sense of the foam always coming out of his mouth,” she added.

Ball is seeking full custody of the couple’s two young children, and a protective order permitting contact with them only in the presence of three men with machineguns, and while Scarepooch is strapped to a Hannibal Lecter board.

Scarepooch reacted to news of the divorce by screaming till his lips bled, twitlering “soon we will learn who in the media has class and who doesn’t,” vowing to “kill and cook the livers” of all those who report on it.


2 Responses to “Woman Flees Mongo Rabies Man”

  1. 1 sally July 30, 2017 at 10:31 am

    I don’t understand why you are not wildly impressed by the Mongo Rabies Man — I hear many in middle America find him clever and believe he speaks for them. I am not offended by the language, per se — oh, but frightened by his influence… aaaggghhhh…

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