Archive for June 11th, 2017

Stop Making Sense

“Yes, I’m angry. Yes, I’m outraged. Yes, I have thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House.”

Madonna Louise Ciccone

“I want to burn the White House Down, find somewhere in Kurdistan to live. Ha-ha!”

Reality Leigh Winner

“But I know that this won’t change anything. We can’t fall into despair. As the poet W.H. Auden once wrote on the eve of World War II, we must love one another or die. I choose love. Are you with me? Say this with me. We choose love. We choose love. We choose love.”

—Madonna Louise Ciccone

You are what you love, not who loves you. Be truthful, gentle, and fearless.”

—Reality Leigh Winner


Mongo Pee-Friend Vlad No Want Wimmins, Homos

Rockhead camera operator Oliver Hardy Stone is preparing to explode a 62-hour intestinal hemorrhage, one blatting endless encomiums to Vlad The Impaler, the Mongo of the Urals.

Several turdlets from this spastic colon recently splashed into some tubes, and there we learned, once again, that Mongo, and his pee friend Vlad, they are indeed soul brothers.

For, like Mongo, Vlad enhanced-buzz-15938-1374675317-19lives in fear of the wimmins, horrifying creatures who have blood coming out of their wherevers.

“I am not a woman, so I don’t have bad days. I am not trying to insult anyone. That’s just the nature of things. There are certain natural cycles.”

Both “men” are terrified of vaginas. They should be surrounded by menstruating women at all times. They would climb the walls, and beg for mercy.

Vlad is also afraid a Homo will Touch him, and then he would have to Use the Judo:

But asked if he’d take a shower in a submarine next to a gay man, the Russian leader replied, laughing: “Well, I prefer not to go to the shower with him. Why provoke him? But you know, I’m a judo master.”

Once Vlad and Mongo are weeping openly from their fear and trembling of the menstruating women, they will be stripped and shoved into a bathhouse, as Bette Midler sings at top volume. It will be right and meet.

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