Mongo has been into the Panzer Powder so long and so deeply that hallucinations have become his daily bread. Thus, it was no real surprise, when, earlier this week, as daughter Lolita Mongo orally applied her morning ministrations to Mongo’s micromember, he was heard to bellow “Villa rides!”
Yes. Twitler has come to believe that Pancho Villa, riding at the head of many bad hombres, is down there harassing the white people of Texas and New Mexico again, and so US troops must be ordered into Mexico, to hunt him down and bring him to heel.
“You have a bunch of bad hombres down there!” Mongo screeched on the phone to the president of Mexico. “You aren’t doing enough to stop them! I think your military is scared. Our military isn’t, so I just might send them down to take care of it.”
“No one complained when Woodrow Wilson sent troops into Mexico,” The Gargoyle barked on a television. “Of course, he was a Democrat, and the press always gives Democrats a pass. But when you are part of Team Twitler, you walk around with these gaping, seeping wounds every day.”
The Gargoyle said that Twitler “admires” Wilson for his “bold initiative” in sending 5000 US troops into Mexico in March of 1916 “to protect the white people.”
She added that Twitler additionally appreciates that Wilson not only found brown people repellent, and so set out to kill them, but “he also knew the Negroes were inferior, and supported the Ku Klux Klan, of which Twitler’s father, Fred, was a proud member.”
In other wars, General Strangelove suddenly burst into the press room Wednesday, elbowed Cabbage Breath aside, and started screaming about Iran. Strangelove is impatient to actually start killing the Muslims, now that they have been thrown off the airplanes.
There exists an international alliance of evil countries and movements that is working to destroy us. The war is on. We face a working coalition that extends from North Korea and China to Russia, Iran, Syria, Cuba, Bolivia, Venezuela and Nicaragua.
Radical Islam is a tribal cult and must be crushed. Critics get buried in the details of sunna, hadiths, the umma and the musings of countless Muslim clerics and imams. These so-called Islamic scholars keep their message so complicated so as to create chaos, to confuse in order to control. Mao, Pol Pot, Stalin and Mussolini were more transparent. Sharia is a violent law that is buried in barbaric convictions.
Supposedly even Mongo and the Mongrels are now recognizing that Strangelove is an unsane animal, and thus he is being subsumed by The Nazi, so who really knew, initially, if this screaming was even authorized.
But then, yes, it became clear that it was, when Mongo himself went to his twit machine, early Thursday morning, and began wildly ejaculating unsound Iranianisms:
Iran has been formally PUT ON NOTICE for firing a ballistic missile.Should have been thankful for the terrible deal the U.S. made with them!
Iran was on its last legs and ready to collapse until the U.S. came along and gave it a life-line in the form of the Iran Deal: $150 billion
But Iran may have to wait a while to receive the Mongo bombs, as The Monster mulls whether first to bring the fire this time to Australia.
Wednesday night he screamed into his twit machine:
Do you believe it? The Obama Administration agreed to take thousands of illegal immigrants from Australia. Why? I will study this dumb deal!
Resident Trayf blasted Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull over a refugee agreement and boasted about the magnitude of his electoral college win, according to senior U.S. officials briefed on the Saturday exchange. Then, 25 minutes into what was expected to be an hour-long call, Trayf abruptly ended it.
At one point Twitler informed Turnbull that he had spoken with four other world leaders that day—including Russian President Vlad The Impaler—and that “This was the worst call by far.”
“This is the worst deal ever,” Twitler fumed as Turnbull attempted to confirm that the United States would honor its pledge to take in 1,250 refugees from an Australian detention center. Twitler, who one day earlier had signed an executive order temporarily barring the admissions of refugees, complained that he was “going to get killed” politically and accused Australia of seeking to export the “next Boston bombers.”
As he gears up to kill koalas and kangaroos, it has emerged that Mongo’s first foray into bloodletting was a complete and total fiasco, as is everything touched by this killer klown. US serial killers shot and slain, aircraft crashed, women and children massacred.
As it turned out, almost everything that could go wrong did.
And on Wednesday, Herr Twitler flew to Dover Air Force Base in Delaware to be present as the body of the American commando killed in the raid was returned home, the first military death on the new commander in chief’s watch.
Mongo was accompanied on this journey by daughter Lolita, “so he could get a blowjob on the way,” Cabbage Breath told the press.
Lolita Mongo later explained that she was eager to review the remains because she is preparing to launch “a corpse-themed fashion line.”
“My daddy will be making lots of corpses,” she beamed, “and in the true Twitler family tradition, I am looking to monetize this.” Ms. Mongo said she will soon roll out corpse-themed handbags, clothes, shoes, and accessories, and promised that “for every $5000 worth of corpse merchandise purchased, we will throw in a free ‘My Daddy Died For Mongo’ charm bracelet.”
As Herr Twitler has already made it very clear that, as in any fascist dictatorship, he will not tolerate dissent, so very early Thursday morning he snorted into his twit machine a threat to cut off federal funds to a California university, where people proved not interested in listening to one of Twitler’s fellow Nazis hurl hate around.
If U.C. Berkeley does not allow free speech and practices violence on innocent people with a different point of view – NO FEDERAL FUNDS?
Twitler is here referencing Milo Yiannopoulos, who is a Nazi. He writes for Brietbart, a publication previously overseen by The Nazi, who now serves as Twitler’s senior political advisor. Twitler is, likewise, a Nazi.
As is historically true of Nazis, Mr. Yiannipoulos, The Nazi, and Twitler, all want nothing to do with real free speech, but will ceaselessly scream till their lips bleed that things that are not speech at all, such as money, and hate, are speech so hallowed veritable shrines must be built to them, and all shall then worship there.
Among Yiannipoulos’ many Hates: feminists, who are “cancer”; Islam, likewise “cancer”; women in general, who should be aggressively and publicly “catcalled,” for, among other crimes, “screwing up the internet for men by invading every space we have online and ruining it with attention-seeking and a needy, demanding, touchy-feely form of modern feminism that quickly comes into conflict with men’s natural tendency to be boisterous, confrontational, and delightfully autistic”; transgender people, who are “mentally damaged”; Black Lives Matter, which is “the last socially acceptable hate group in America”; birth control, which “makes women unattractive and crazy”; Jews, who “run everything”; people interested in social justice, who “deserve to be harassed”; gay men, who are “aberrant” and should “get back in the closet”; reporters, also known as “thick-as-pig-shit media Jews”; and all non-white peoples, as “some degree of separation between peoples is necessary for a culture to be preserved.” Jawohl, little Nazi. Ve vill march on a road of bones.
He was a major player in “gamergate,” a vicious and prolonged and truly unhinged crusade by basement-dwelling white boys dedicated to destroying—in real life—women displeased with the Thanatos culture of video games, and he was recently permanently banned from Twitter after leading a racist jihad against a black woman who had the gall to appear in a Ghostbusters movie.
Among his very few loves: Twitler, whom he calls “Daddy.”
Following his Twitter ban, this Hitler Youth v2.0 was awarded a $250,000 book advance by Simon & Schuster. Which is why all the Sane and Decent people no longer buy or own or read books by Simon & Schuster, sell books published by Simon & Schuster, review books published by Simon & Schuster, or produce work for Simon & Schuster.
To celebrate the S&S licking of his jackboots, Yiannipoulos embarked on a hate tour of the US. Which brought him to California. Where we do not want him. We are evolved here, and we do not value his sort of upchuck staining our state. He needs to confine his spew to the Mongo regions.
Twitler’s threat to cut off federal funds to California, because his little Nazi butt-boy is not wanted here, is a typical fascist utterance. It is also amusing—in that California provides far more money to the federal government, than it receives back. If Agent Orange wants to not send federal money to California, then perhaps Californians could cease sending money to the federal government. The MongoRoids would then discover, and very quickly, that they didn’t much like that. For the typical MongoRoid, out there in the Mongo regions, would soon see dry up the funds he uses to get his tooth cleaned, or to purchase milk to feed the baby he had with his sister.
In other Nazis, it has emerged that Twitler’s nominee to the United States Supreme Court, Neil Gorsuch, founded at his tony little prep school an outfit called Fascism Forever. Alongside his yearbook photo, he approvingly quoted: “The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.”
The Mongrels and MongoRoids are already pronouncing all this but a wee harmless “joke.”
Oh. And for sure. Because Zyklon B, it has always been such a laff riot.