Ain’t Livin’ Long Like This

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4 Responses to “Ain’t Livin’ Long Like This”


  1. 1 Alexa January 24, 2017 at 8:03 pm

    Melania Trump Doesn’t Deserve Your Sympathy

    Before reading this, I actually pitied her, but now I have zero Fs to give Melania.

    http://theslot.jezebel.com/melania-trump-doesnt-deserve-your-sympathy-1791525306

    • 2 bluenred January 24, 2017 at 8:52 pm

      Don’t they both look just so happy, there on Imongoration Day?

      Jezebel also printed this, theorizing that Mongo will divorce Mrs. Mongo Vol. III, and that Mrs. Mongo Vol. III will not be at all displeased by this.

      Mongo is on record as saying that women reach their sell-by date at age 35; Mrs. Mongo Vol. III is 46. In Mongo’s view, she stinks up the place, like sour milk; that is why he is making her stay in New York. The great Sadness of Mongo is that the lust of his life, daughter Lolita Mongo, is at present 35, and so soon she too will begin curdling. Poor Mongo.

      Michelle Obama said she had no sympathy for Mrs. Mongo Vol. III:

      Asked by Colbert if she has any “sympathy” for the political spouses who have to stand by their partners no matter what during this election cycle, Michelle Obama said, “No, not really.” If she didn’t believe in her husband, she said she would have told him about it and couldn’t have supported his run. “So I stand there proudly, and I hope they are, too, standing with their spouses proudly,” she said. “So no sympathy.”

      On the other hand, this is the Nadya Tolokno take on Mrs. Mongo Vol. III:

      I have a lot of compassion for Mrs. Mongo Vol. III. When I saw her speech at the Republican National Convention, it was a really sad thing to watch. I believe she is smarter than she appears right now, but she can’t really express herself because she is so oppressed by her fucking husband. You can see that she always wants to look nice for somebody, she always wants to say words that someone told her to say, and she can’t really express herself, so that’s why she’s repeating phrases that are not that bright. If she would just allow herself to say what she really thinks, we’d see her in a very different light. I know that she is suffering.

  2. 3 Alexa January 24, 2017 at 9:17 pm

    I read the Melania Hates Donald theory earlier today, and think you’re right.
    Melania lost any potential sympathy from me when she decided to stigmatize autism spectrum disorder.

    https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/melania-trump-hired-a-lawyer-over-false-claims-that-her-son-has-autism-153606916.html

    What’s up with Melania’s pussy bows? She wore them during the debates, also.

    • 4 bluenred January 24, 2017 at 9:24 pm

      I’m a guy, and so therefore kind of a non-noticer of apparel. Though even I had to wonder what Mongo-hating guerilla designer managed to convince The Gargoyle to appear at the Imongoration in the most ludicrous outfit in the history of clothing.

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