Mongo Demands American People Rise In Revolution Against Him

Mongo has always been quite the dullest knife in the drawer. Examples of this are legion: his deep dumbnesses, they are literally without number, like the stars up in the sky.

For instance, on election night 2012, whacked out on Panzer Powder, up there in the Tower, he conceived a delusion that Captain Underpants had received more votes to be the president than had Obama. This sent him into a fury. And, as is common when Mongo enters fury, he went to his twit machine, and there furiously twitlered. At which time he inscribed the series of twits, reprinted below.

When once, four years later, Mongo himself became the president, under precisely the same circumstances as he railed against in those 2012 twits, he deleted them. But the intertubes are forever. And so, here, we read, Mongo, four years ahead of time, calling for a revolution, against his own unpresidented self.

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