Archive for December 29th, 2016


The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

—The Monster, November 6, 2012

Is our country still spending money on the GLOBAL WARMING HOAX?

—The Monster, January 25, 2014

Global warming is an expensive hoax!

—The Monster, January 29, 2014

Obama’s talking about all of this with the global warming and a lot of it’s a hoax. It’s a hoax.

—The Monster, December 30, 2015


I Was His Target

M.D. Harmon, a conservative columnist who frequently wrote in favor of gun ownership rights for the Portland Press Herald, died this week after being accidentally shot by a teenage boy.

As the Press Herald itself reports, the 71-year-old Harmon was showing off one of his guns to a 16-year-old boy in his home in Sanford, Maine, on Wednesday. Harmon apparently let the teenager handle the weapon, which jesus-gaywent off while the boy was holding it.

Harmon was a dedicated defender of gun ownership rights and would regularly rail against attempts to regulate firearms or even make the use of firearms safer.

No tears from me. I was his target.

Not by his gun, but by his toxic, lie-filled, extremist rants against the LGBT community. Every week for years and years he’d pump out the latest bullshit from whatever fake news sources (including lots of hypocritical Bible cherrypicking) caught his eye or his own rancid and fact-free opinions.

Whenever a gay rights vote would come up, either in the legislature or via referendum, he was always on the front lines railing about how people like me were undeserving of equal rights for the most bullshit reasons. That the Press Herald kept this jerk on the payroll for so long defied their mission to shed light on issues, not darkness.

And to think his life ended because he didn’t follow the gun safety rules that he sniffed so pompously about. Of course I’m a responsible gun owner because something something Second Amendment.

And now we’re going to see a bunch of accolades thrown in his direction. How he “celebrated conservatism” and “was a mainstay of the newspaper business for 40 years” and blah blah blah. But at the end of the day, he was a decades-long hate peddler. I offer my condolences to his family and those who will mourn his loss. But I won’t be among them. He was a well-poisoner. And in the end he was felled by his own negligence around guns—an issue on which which he claimed superiority over the liberal gun-control bedwetters he hated with unwavering virulence.

Wow. What a year this has been.

Bill Harnsberger

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