Mongo Make Twits

Deep in meth hour, up in tower, Mongo get twit machine, use thumbs, make twits of victory!

“@mike_pence: Congratulations to @RealDonaldTrump; officially elected President of the United States today by the Electoral College!”

Poor Mongo. Brain have only one neuron. Neuron get lonely. Lonely neuron not know Mongo not official president yet. First, Electoral College vote must be counted and certified by Congress, on January 6. What blazing_saddles_wp2000if Michael Rennie spaceship come, lift off planet all Mongo men in Congress? Mongo then in bad trouble. Also, Mongo, on January 20, must recite oath, on bible, with judge. What if no judge? Or bible? What if Mongo forget words?

“@Franklin_Graham: Congratulations to President-elect @realDonaldTrump – – the electoral votes are in and it’s official.” Thank you Franklin!

Graham, like Mongo, like all peoples who voted for Mongo—big racist, Hate many. Also, insaneness in head: believe god make Mongo president: “I don’t have any scientific information. I don’t have a stack of emails to read to you. But I have an opinion: I believe it was God. God showed up. He answered the prayers of hundreds of thousands of people across this land who had been praying for this country.” Mongo think Graham silly. Mongo know there no god but Mongo.


Not everybody like Mongo twit of Trump Train. Woman write:

His comm director is talking about some Trump Train. Frankly it sounds like some sort of gang rape, which i suppose is apropos of what is about to happen to all of us in the regime of billionaire hockey owners and whatnot.

Mongo not like what woman write. Mongo find out who is woman. Put woman in dungeon. Bring whip.

Mongo then sleep. Mongo wake early. With Mongo daughter, Lolita Mongo, massaging Mongo penis, with mouth. Mongo feel frisky—decide to twit Meannesses about Clenis! Clenis jealous! Clenis never have Lolita Mongo lips on penis!

Bill Clinton stated that I called him after the election. Wrong, he called me (with a very nice congratulations). He “doesn’t know much” … especially how to get people, even with an unlimited budget, out to vote in the vital swing states ( and more). They focused on wrong states

Poor Mongo. Mongo one neuron, it forget who call who. Mongo, he also forget Clenis not run campaign of Clinton II woman: Clenis told to go plug bimbos, while Robby Mook, he one who make campaign swirl down toilet!

Mongo also twit about bad shootings and bombings:

Today there were terror attacks in Turkey, Switzerland and Germany – and it is only getting worse. The civilized world must change thinking!

Mongo right, thinking must change. But Mongo do not know, could never know, how it should change. Because Mongo, himself, not of civilized world.

Mongo. Uber alles.

4 Responses to “Mongo Make Twits”

  1. 1 sally December 20, 2016 at 9:17 am

    Oh, haven’t had breakfast yet, but already filled up with laughter…

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