Disqualified Death’s Head Changes Name To Eric Hoteham

The invisible doomed disqualified death’s head who has decreed she will serve as the second noggin upon the mutant 2016 presidential Bushton body apparently underwent gender-reassignment surgery some years ago and then changed her name to Eric Hoteham, all as part of her Plan to secure her government emails in one of her private bunkers and thus keep them Totally Private from the American people and other useless animals.

The computer server that transmitted and received Hillary Rodham Clinton’s emails—on a hotehamprivate account she used exclusively for official business when she was secretary of state—traced back to an Internet service registered to her family’s home in Chappaqua, New York, according to Internet records reviewed by The Associated Press.

The highly unusual practice of a Cabinet-level official physically running her own email would have given Clinton, the presumptive Democratic presidential candidate, impressive control over limiting access to her message archives.

In most cases, individuals who operate their own email servers are technical experts or users so concerned about issues of privacy and surveillance they take matters into their own hands. It was not immediately clear exactly where Clinton ran that computer system.

Clinton has not described her motivation for using a private email account—hdr22@clintonemail.com, which traced back to her own private email server registered under an apparent pseudonym—for official State Department business.

Operating her own server would have afforded Clinton additional legal opportunities to block government or private subpoenas in criminal, administrative or civil cases because her lawyers could object in court before being forced to turn over any emails. And since the Secret Service was guarding Clinton’s home, an email server there would have been well protected from theft or a physical hacking.

It was unclear whom Clinton hired to set up or maintain her private email server, which the AP traced to a mysterious identity, Eric Hoteham. That name does not appear in public records databases, campaign contribution records or Internet background searches. Hoteham was listed as the customer at Clinton’s $1.7 million home on Old House Lane in Chappaqua in records victimregistering the Internet address for her email server since August 2010.

The Hoteham personality also is associated with a separate email server, presidentclinton.com, and a non-functioning website, wjcoffice.com, all linked to the same residential Internet account as Mrs. Clinton’s email server. The former president’s full name is William Jefferson Clinton.

Minions of the Hoteham have announced that some 55,000 pages of emails involving the death’s-head have been turned over to the government, but people who want any more than that can just bugger right off.

[Hoteham] had turned over 55,000 pages of emails to the State Department—yet only after her aides had vetted the massive collection of emails and decided which ones to give to the agency.

However, we here at red have secured the services of legendary computer sleuth E Pluribus Unum, who has succeeded in extracting from the Hoteham bunker a number of emails sent by the death’s-head that were not delivered to the government. These include the following:

Get the lawyers to research election law and see if the blacks can be prevented from voting in 2016, since they already got a president.

Somebody ask Bill if he ever put his penis into anyone related to Biden. If so, maybe we can use that as blackmail to keep that ditz from Challenging me.

Find out where they took the Gaddafi body and get me the head. I want to mount it in the sixth bathroom of the fourth house.

Are they still flying coke into Mena? I need some.


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