Clinton II Is Against Civilization

Another reason to absolutely prohibit Clinton II from getting anywhere near another presidential campaign is because her candidacy would mean we would again be afflicted by the hideous unbearable swamp-man James Carville.

This unspeakable creature attaches himself to the Clintons like a leech; wherever they go, he is there.

With the Clintons out of the White House, the Sane and Decent people have been able to avoid Carville, simply by not entering the nation’s movie theaters, where he has recurrently stained the screen portraying Gollum in the various Tolkien films.

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However, if any Clinton is permitted to again attain power, there will be no escape from Carville. He will be Everywhere.

Minds will melt. Civilizations will collapse. Earth itself will be extinguished, to make way for a hyperspace bypass. Please. Don’t let this Happen. Let Gollum be Gollum. But only on the movie screen.

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