The Noahs Have Always Been Assholes

“Noah was an asshole.”

“Why Noah?” Arkady asked. This holewas a new indictment.

“He didn’t argue.”

“Noah should have argued?”

Yakov explained, “Abraham argues with God not to kill everyone in Sodom and Gomorrah. Moses pleads with God not to kill worshippers of the golden calf. But God tells Noah to build a boat because He’s going to flood the entire world, and what does Noah say? Not a word.”

“Not a word,” said Bobby, “and saves the minimum. What a bastard.”

Martin Cruz Smith, Wolves Eat Dogs

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2 Responses to “The Noahs Have Always Been Assholes”


    • 2 bluenred March 28, 2014 at 11:13 pm

      Yeah, well, I hardly deserve credit. I just took the Martin Cruz Smith line, and made it plural. To cover all the arrogant snot-noses who think they can aerate themselves above the wharf rats.


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