The Unified Field Theory Of The Black Man’s Badness

The black man ate popcorn and laughed and laughed whilst he watched on the Situation Room teevee four Americans die in Benghazi, because he believed those Americans were teabaggers who had applied to the Internal Revenue Service for tax-exempt status, their teabaggerness identified through rhett blackmanAssociated Press phone records obtained by the Justice Department, writes Joseph Fawcett Farah in World Nut Daily.

“Everything with this Kenyan is connected,” chundered Fawcett Farah. “And what it is connected to is his Marxist monkey hatred of all that is Good and Decent and White in America.”

Tony Crankalucci, chief propellor-beanie of minddestroyer, has meanwhile confirmed that the black man’s badness is driven by “Zionist neurons,” which transmit Orders to an army of nano-engineered “Wall Street and London” operatives who circulate in his bloodstream.

Turtle Scrotum, titular head of the Confederate States of America, ejaculated in his pants on live television Wednesday morning, as he triumphantly exclaimed: “We finally got the darkie sum’bitch!

“His wanton disregard of these slain tax-exempt phone-record-identified teabaggers,” continued Scrotum, “there in some desert where brown people run around with the sort of guns the darkie would deny good white-blooded god-fearin’ Americans—this is more than the kountry can stomach. We will impeach his Kenyanness, and then we will steam-clean the White House, to make it fit again for decent white folk.”

CSA Congressmember Louis Gohmert Pyle was shown Wednesday on CNN utilizing, there in his office, very large crayons, in order to draft articles of impeachment. The first of which reads:

Articel Won:

He iz a Neegro.

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5 Responses to “The Unified Field Theory Of The Black Man’s Badness”


  1. 1 Alexa May 15, 2013 at 5:17 pm

    dare not make fun of my President . . . you ain’t too old to go over my knee. 😉

    • 2 bluenred May 15, 2013 at 7:46 pm

      Ich nicht making fun of sie president. Ich making fun of einen dumbkopfs who verhatin sie president.

      • 3 Alexa May 15, 2013 at 8:52 pm

        please stick to English or Spanglish or ghetto ‘hood rat. i don’t understand a theeeng JOO just SAY. 😉

        • 4 bluenred May 16, 2013 at 5:31 am

          Ich versayin’ that I weren’t makin’ fun of yer president. I were makin’ fun of them dumb-beans who be hatin’ on him.

  2. 5 Alexa May 15, 2013 at 8:57 pm

    wait a second. this insouciance? this attitude?

    (“my only one ruined by this country? no me incomedans. in Cuba, ella no decente y respete.”)

    this hurts me more than it hurts you, darlin’ . . . 😉


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