Slouching Towards Betelgeuse To Be Born

So I was over on google images, searching for rude and abusive representations of noted slave-holder and Hebrew-fearer Ron “Rugs” Paul, when I was presented with a truly horrifying exposure of Captain Underpants.

By the evidence of this photograph, it seems that the man, maddened by his Loserness in the race for the presidency, has gone in for Frankenstonian Moreau-modification technology. And has thereby transformed his endowed penis into a multi-colored glow-in-the-dark thingie approaching the size of a small train.

What he intends to do with it, I shudder to think.

I reprint. You decide.


14 Responses to “Slouching Towards Betelgeuse To Be Born”

  1. 1 Julia Rain (the deviant daughter) November 15, 2012 at 8:19 pm

    ….I can’t even comment on this in any coherent manner, so I’ll just take this opportunity to ask you if writing posted on wordpress remains the sole property of the author? If it does, I’m thinking of posting some of my stuff.

  2. 13 Will Conley November 28, 2012 at 1:43 am

    Hilarious and literate as always. Just stopping by to let you know I’ve been a daily fan for, what, a week? So. Even if I don’t always get a chance to comment, know you’ve got an avid reader with a perverse amount of curiosity as to what you’ll say next.

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