We Are Many

And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many.

—Mark 5:9

Runt Limprod, the nations’ premier radio hate-show host, is not content with having goosed upward the numbers of those believing Barack Obama is a Muslim, and not an American citizen, what with his coy references to Indonesia as the place “where Obama was bor— , I mean, grew up,” and his christening of the president as “Imam Obama.”

No, it’s not enough that 58% of Republicans now believe that Obama was either born outside the US, or “don’t know,” while 52% believe that it is either “definitely true” or “probably true” that Obama “sympathizes with the goals of Islamic fundamentalists who want to impose Islamic law around the world.”

For now Limprod has decided to go to work on inflating the number of Americans who believe that Obama is in fact the Antichrist. Currently 24% of our fellow Americans hew to this notion. Since Limprod has taken to referring to Obama as “demonic,” a creature out of “The Omen; 666 and all that,” that number can only be expected to rise.

On Tuesday, on his nationally syndicated radio show, Limprod, in referencing some unflattering photographs of Obama posted to the web by The Eggman, said this:

There are some pictures on the Drudge Report. I’m gonna hold them up here to the Dittocam. I’ve got too many things to do here, but, folks, these pictures, they look demonic. And I don’t say this lightly. There are a couple pictures, and the eyes, I’m not saying anything here, but just look. It is strange that these pictures would be released. Snerdley is looking at them and—see what I’m talking about? It’s very, very, very strange. An American president has never had facial expressions like this. At least we’ve never seen photos of an American president with facial expressions like this.

I’ve positioned the camera, I’m going to turn on the Dittocam now. I found the picture. I don’t want to tease you. This is it.

Now, you look at that, folks. I have never seen a picture of an American president look like that. And I’m not trying to frustrate those of you who are not watching the Dittocam today at RushLimbaugh.com. I’m just fulfilling a promise to those who are. Look at that. I mean, I feel like I’m watching The Omen: 666 and all that. This is weird, weird, weird stuff.

Now, first of all, I don’t think that somebody with eyes like Limprod’s—shown there in the photo at the top of this piece—should really be negatively referencing the eyes of other human beings.

Too, Limprod probably ought to take a look at the eyes of his Lord and Savior, Ronald Racist Reagan: the photo above reveals eyes not exactly warm and cuddly. Limprod may not have been aware that the third photo survives, which shows Reagan fitted with a device that strove, successfully, to drain the pulsating red glow from his eyes, so that he would not be seen for what he was: the Spawn of Satan.

As far as “never see[ing] a picture of an American president look[ing] like that,” so far as I know the only picture of an American president like the one to the left is that very photo, snapped when an airport security official determined that Reagan’s penis was made of metal. As readers of The Stand are aware, the devil’s member is hard, metallic, inhuman, cold. It will of course set off airport security devices. Which is why in that book the Horned One always walked, everywhere he went. Reagan preferred horses, until he got planes of his own.

Neither do I recall any photos of Obama similar to the photo below, which depicts Reagan experiencing an orgasm due to his close proximity to George Wallace.

Wallace, of course, was a man who routinely protected the killers of black people, and who employed for many years as speechwriter a man who personally castrated a black man. Reagan, as he here ejaculates in his pants, is riding the high of his decision to launch his 1980 presidential campaign by smirking “I believe in state’s rights” in Philadelphia, Mississippi, where three civil rights workers were famously kidnapped, tortured, killed, and buried in a dam.

When the inevitable attempt is made on Obama’s life, Limprod will claim that, despite what is now his literal demonizing of the president, he is not complicit in it. In this he will lie.

In the meantime, find below a brief video slide show of photos taken of Limprod when he was a young girl child, before he morphed into an aged male being.


5 Responses to “We Are Many”

  1. 1 Elva October 22, 2010 at 8:38 am

    Good piece. I have a story about Reagan that might surprise some of
    his followers. I have relayed this story to my children several
    years ago. It is about his actions as a Father to his son.

  2. 3 Elva October 24, 2010 at 11:30 am

    So here goes that tale of a Father’s actions with his young child.

    Michael Reagan was away at a camp, in Southern California, when he
    was very young. He waited and waited for his Father and Step-Mother to come for a visit to see him. He cried most of the days and nights, but no visit or telephone calls. His father was too busy being an actor that he could not be bother to talk or see his son. The counselors, at the camp, were and are very dear friends of mine. They were in their early thirties, so this is not
    teenage gossip, when they volunteered at the camp. So Ronny was not
    what so many people thought he was. He only thought what was best
    for him, the heck for the rest of the world.

    • 4 bluenred October 24, 2010 at 11:36 am

      He also refused to believe Michael when he said he was being molested. As he refused to believe Patti when she said she was being subjected to vicious child abuse by her mother, Nancy. So vicious that Patti had herself sterilized before the age of 25, as she was afraid she might pass on the abuse to her own children.

      Nancy, of course, doyenne of “Just Say No To Drugs,” was herself addicted to a galaxy of prescription pills for nearly 40 years.

      It goes on and on and on and on . . . .

  3. 5 Guest July 13, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    Reagan was without question the worst president in the 20th century, and perhaps of all time.

    Until Bush of course, but in many respects Bush was just a continuation of Reagan.

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