Archive for October 20th, 2010

Whistle Stop

I wanted the song, and this video offered the best sound quality.

I never watched this TV show, but decided after a few viewings I was sorta charmed by the video.

Also, I suppose I could look like Drew Carey, if I ate a few hundred thousand donuts, put my head in a vise to make it square, buzzed a cut, and donned some hideous black rims.

I don’t do an office these days, but, like most people, I do yearn for the five o-clock world.


Lost Highway

The satirical online publication The Onion has aptly summarized the rivers of ridiculousness that have befouled the information superhighway in the months preceding the 2010 mid-term elections:

According to recent media reports, Democrats stand to lose as many as 8,000 congressional seats and more than 917 gubernatorial races in November’s mid-term elections. “Republicans are poised to pick up 1,500 seats in Ohio alone, and could wind up with a 23,576-to-12 majority in the Senate,” Beltway observer Isaac Hundt said Wednesday, noting the GOP’s advantage is likely to increase by Election Day given that its candidates are outspending their opponents by some $900 trillion. “With Democratic disapproval ratings in the quadruple digits, it’s a foregone conclusion that Republicans will not only retake Congress, but hold it for the next 20,000 to 25,000 years.” Experts also predicted the one-sided election results would cause Barack Obama to die on the spot, at which point the nation’s leading conservative talk-radio host would be sworn in as president of the United States forever.

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