If you are a married American male, and your Clenis strays into a woman not your wife, you will be sentenced to trial by media, wherein anyone and everyone shall be invited and expected to Judge the ways and means of your private 
parts, and the various nerve impulses that guide them.
This, currently, the fate of ex-Gen. David Petraeus. As suspended now, is his life of bomb and shoot and strafe and slit, because his pee-pee popped off in a Wrong Place.
In other sectors of the planet, they approach such things differently. For instance, a member of the Taliban has instructed a reporter for AFP on the punishment that he and his lads deem proper for a mischievous pee-pee wielder like David Petraeus.
A stony-faced Taliban official burst into laughter at the mention of the Petraeus affair during an interview with AFP in northwest Pakistan this week.
“What a bastard! But all Americans are the same, it’s nothing new,” the official said, who did not want to be named.
“From a Pashtun point of view, Petraeus should be shot by relatives from his mistress’s family,” the Taliban official explained.
“From a sharia point of view, he should be stoned to death.”
Shot, stoned, flayed in the papers and compelled to hide in a hole: whatever.
I think it is nobodies business what a person does in his private life. He is
the one who has to talk to his wife. I wish, sometimes, that there was not
so much printed in the newspapers and on TV. Each paper and reporter
has to give their view, even it is not the truth. Leave the man alone!!!
You are a wise woman.
…I suppose it could always be worse?
Worse than shooting or stoning or flailing?
I guess. I suppose there could be stuff like dismemberment and decapitation and defenestration.