Deviant Daughter Deprived Of First Prize

Howling mobs of enraged art-lovers are today marching on that satanic citadel of pure evil known as deviantART, ululating in holy outrage at the infamous anathema in which my daughter was awarded second prize in a deviantART poetry contest, rather than first.

“This shall not stand!” Yahweh thundered, in a fervent burst of righteous wrath, making a rare public appearance before a roomful of startled reporters. “An injustice has been done—yea, verily: one worse, even, than what I did to Job. This decision violates all standards of God and Man, and tempts Me to bring on The Fire Next Time.”

While various lesser deities strive mightily to restrain the enraged celestial brimstone-brewer, the earthside hacker collective known as Anonymous has vowed to publicly reveal the names, addresses, phone numbers, genomes, and underpants sizes of all involved in the anathema.

Remarks by the dissed daughter herself (“Oh no, no bombs!” she pleaded to a cell of the Weather Underground, one that had reconstituted specifically to bomb all those involved in the anathema who need to be bombed, “I actually really loved the poem that got first place, and thought it really deserved to win”) are to be disregarded.

This is because “it is Known that she has always been Nice,” said her father, busily attaching a timer. “And as can be seen: here in this world, this world that is Wrong, nice people finish second.”

Earlier installations in the saga of the deviant daughter are as follows.

Here is some background on her daughterness. Here is where her deviant proclivities were initially exposed. Here is where she first became an award-winning deviant, acknowledged as both “Author Of The Month,” and authoress of “Poem Of The Month.” Here is a deviant poem of hers I published last December, when snow was suffocating all the land. Here is a different-one poem of hers that also won a deviant award.

Here is her deviant page.

And here is the poem that most recently finished second, of 128 entries. But really finished first. On the Earth where there is no anathema.

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32 Responses to “Deviant Daughter Deprived Of First Prize”


  1. 1 possum November 27, 2011 at 1:42 pm

    No matter what others may think Deviant Daughter will always be number one in Possum Valley.

    Congratulations to the Deviant Daughter for winning anything at all. Us marsupials do not foray into that world of esoteric word play known as poetry but we have great admiration for those with the skill and courage to do so.

  2. 21 Julia Rain (the deviant daughter) November 28, 2011 at 9:17 pm

    I love how Yahweh is so enraged that my poem which is a prayer to the Dark Mother Goddess did not win. He’s really tolerant these days, it seems. Except, of course, when I don’t win first place. :)

    This is perfect. This whole post. I love it. Though I stand by what I said about the bombs. ;)

  3. 24 ryka walking shoe December 13, 2011 at 9:28 pm

    Great blog! But what in the heck is going on with these off topic comments?? Anyways, bookmarked :D


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