Carl Paladino, teabagger candidate for governor of New York, will be electorally crushed by Democrat Andrew Cuomo on November 2, and thereafter will be looking for a job. So Larry Flynt has offered him one: executive editor of Hustler magazine.
As I recently referenced here, Paladino is the fellow who enjoys forwarding emails to friends and associates containing racist and pornographic images. That, until caught, he repeatedly circulated photos and videos offering such wonderments as women humping horses, he has since admitted was “somewhat careless,” and he has offered his apologies to “the ladies.”
Notwithstanding this apology, Flynt says Paladino is his kind of guy. Recognizing in Paladino a ”keen instinct for kinky sex,” the Hustler publisher has gone public with the following announcement: “I’d like to offer him the job of executive editor of Hustler magazine. It’s clear he’s better suited to join our team than be the Governor of the State of New York.”
Flynt praised Paladino as “a natural pornographer who has a skilled eye for unusual views and acrobatics.” He assured the disgraced teabagger that “at Hustler magazine, we don’t ask for forgiveness and we don’t get lost in empty rhetoric.
“In urging Paladino to take this offer, I can only quote the Republican Tea Party candidate for the U.S. Senate from Nevada, Sharron Angle: ‘Man up.’”